The Good, Bad, and Ugly

January 30th

This is the Good Stuff

THE GOOD: Can it be???? Did Helena succeed???? Now I know she thought she was running down Alexis and sheís going to be really pissed off when she finds out she got the bimbo instead. I havenít heard that Tava is leaving, so the only thing we can hope for is a very very long coma. Just a few weeks without her babbling on about nothing would be a welcome relief. This may all sound a bit crass but donít tell me you guys arenít wishing for the same thing. Letís keep our fingers crossed.

The scenes between Sonny and Carly this week were fantastic. Michelle must be writing these. The intensity and animosity between those two just shines through, proving once again that SARAH & MAURICE JUST ROCK! HELENA: "WELL. STILL TRYING TO MAKE THIS PLACE LOOK BETTER THAN THE SECOND-RATE RESTAURANT IT USED TO BE." ALEXIS: "OH, SHOOT. I FORGOT TO PUT UP THE BARBED WIRE". "YOU STAY HERE WHILE I GET THE KILLER DOGS". HELENA: "YOU'RE MAKING AN OBSTACLE OF YOURSELF, ALEXIS" ALEXIS: "I KNOW, AND IT'S REALLY FUN". ALEXIS: "THEN WHY DON'T YOU FLY AWAY AND LEAVE US ALONE, YOU OLD BAT".

Now this is an example Bob, of funny, witty and entertaining dialog. Read it carefully and see if you can learn anything from it. I really enjoy these scenes between Alexis and Helena. Iím glad to see the writers are letting Nancy Lee Grahn show just what she can do.

I was so glad to see Luke return, and even though he had no news of Lucky, he still has that gut feeling that he is alive. Itís that little voice in the back of his head. Even though I agree that Laura should not be concerned with who Luke sees, I enjoyed watching her give the Flea a hard time.

The Flea is no match for Laura in a one on one. I mean,

"WHAT ARE YOU THE LUKE POLICE?" How lame was that? When Mac walked in and said he had a date with his wife and Laura said, "NOW THATíS A NOVEL IDEA" now that was good.

 

This is the BAD Stuff

THE BAD: Oh Lord, where do I start? Well I guess it would be with Hannah the banana, proving once again how really dumb she is. When she was defending Sonny to Taggert saying "IF HE IS SO TERRIBLE,

THEN WHY HASN'T HE BEEN CAUGHT YET?" I mean even Taggert admits heís brillant, geez sheí s such a moron. Then there was the Hannah, wanna be Kristi Yamaguchi, scene at the ice pond. Oh give me a break. I just know you had something to do with this scene didnít you Bob? Watching her stumble and fall all over Jax was really disgusting. The only good thing about that scene was watching it in "ff"

Being subjected to any conversations between the two blonde bimbos is sheer torture, I mean I know you think theyíre "ALL THAT" but believe me Bob, THEYíRE NOT! From Flea going on about her relationship with Mac, which she is absolutely clueless about, to her giving Chloe directions on how to get to Willow Pond. "DON'T GO OFF THE PATH, OTHERWISE YOU WILL GET LOST IN THE WOODS." Speaking from experience Flea? Geez itís like the blind leading the blind.

Emily and Juan in the throes of passion. OH YUCKO, ICKY, DOUBLE ICKY!!!!!!!! I was never so glad to see Taggert, when he walked in on them. This must have been the part of the scene where Michelle took over, right Bob? Juan admitting he is a virgin, duhhhhhhhh, no surprise there. Please Guza, donít go there with them, you still want to stay in fourth place donít ya?

Boobie finding out from Tony that Carly is pregnant. I donít care if she is the queen of England, Tony had no right telling her. "IT'S MY DAUGHTER, OK?

DON'T MAKE ME WALK AROUND AND HOUND YOU. BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WILL, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAY, ALL RIGHT?"

Geez Tony what a woos you are, do the words Hippocratic Oath mean anything to you? Guess not.

 

This is the Ugly Stuff

THE UGLY: Jax and Chloe doing it again, ewwwwwwww, even now the thought gives me the willies. The only thing that made that scene bearable, was knowing that Helena was going to run her scrawny ass down shortly after. Hey guys, Iím sorry but she really gets on my last nerve. Iím betting the mistaken identity story line is Michelleís, right Bob?

 

This is the I don't know about

I DONíT KNOW ABOUT THIS ONE: Iím still in a dilemma about this thing between Roy and Sonny. Iím glad he made amends with Sonny but I just donít like where this is going. I know Roy is just doing this to protect Hannah and I can understand that. I donít like it but I can understand it. As long as Sonny doesnít get caught in the process I will be ok with this. Are you listening Bob?????? You made a horrible mistake with Faison and I hope you learned something from that.

 

 

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